Monday, February 19, 2007
"eh your driving is terrible la!"
*wince slightly*
(basket. my instructor is not of the opinion ley)
"how come during pay-lalel parking dat time you have to turn your wheel when you're stationary har?"
*surprised look*
(har? wth? my instructor didn't say anything about this. and i see everyone doing it all the time dammit)
"also hor, when you're moving off that time, can you change gear faster or noh har? very slow ley. its very dangerous to the other drivers you know.)
i look at the paper; he marked me on that on 4 occasions.
(like wtf! its LUNCH TIME bumper-to-bumper traffic dawg! you want me to shift to third in a jiffy and end up in someone's rear end?)
"then hor i know you want to be very safe la, but when you check your blind spots can you don't also veer your car? I saw you veer out of the lane three times ley."
(okay la i give it to you. i was very kan cheong)
*nod*
"and i gave you 12 points for changing lane in to the same lane as the taxi was changing to. how come you never see the taxi change lane har? very dangerous ley, if the guy doesn't give way, accident liao lo."
(basket the taxi driver was being a bastard can? he swerved into the lane at the same time i thought it was clear. what the hell was i supposed to be. a driver or a fortune teller?)
"and your instructor never teach you when you turn right you turn into the rightmost lane, not the center lane mey?"
(okay la i was being a retard here. that my fault)
"next time i see you, must improve har."
(sure. and i hope the next candidate makes a right turn at rush hour traffic and then stalls his vehicle as a car is approaching the junction. that will teach you a lesson prick. hell i might try the same stunt myself. i love to cut off my nose to spite the face u know.)
*wince slightly*
(basket. my instructor is not of the opinion ley)
"how come during pay-lalel parking dat time you have to turn your wheel when you're stationary har?"
*surprised look*
(har? wth? my instructor didn't say anything about this. and i see everyone doing it all the time dammit)
"also hor, when you're moving off that time, can you change gear faster or noh har? very slow ley. its very dangerous to the other drivers you know.)
i look at the paper; he marked me on that on 4 occasions.
(like wtf! its LUNCH TIME bumper-to-bumper traffic dawg! you want me to shift to third in a jiffy and end up in someone's rear end?)
"then hor i know you want to be very safe la, but when you check your blind spots can you don't also veer your car? I saw you veer out of the lane three times ley."
(okay la i give it to you. i was very kan cheong)
*nod*
"and i gave you 12 points for changing lane in to the same lane as the taxi was changing to. how come you never see the taxi change lane har? very dangerous ley, if the guy doesn't give way, accident liao lo."
(basket the taxi driver was being a bastard can? he swerved into the lane at the same time i thought it was clear. what the hell was i supposed to be. a driver or a fortune teller?)
"and your instructor never teach you when you turn right you turn into the rightmost lane, not the center lane mey?"
(okay la i was being a retard here. that my fault)
"next time i see you, must improve har."
(sure. and i hope the next candidate makes a right turn at rush hour traffic and then stalls his vehicle as a car is approaching the junction. that will teach you a lesson prick. hell i might try the same stunt myself. i love to cut off my nose to spite the face u know.)
