Saturday, October 29, 2005
Writing my personal statement: here are some things i've left out:
Why do I want to go to grad school?
1) I love biology
- more like, I like biology and I have no choice, bitch! I signed my soul to my masters a loong time ago.
2) I am really good in the lab, having spent 3 years of my life working 10 hour days despite my super hard schedule (to those cheebyes who think Wisc bio is easy peasy, well fuck you nigga. i'm doing grad level courses and i'm not slacking) , <------ less vulgar words to the effect
- I have no skills apart from the sibeh high level of technical ability at the bench. I've overspecliazed myself out of the job market, so to speak.
3) I've been so adapted to life as a grad student that I will transition seamlesssly from undergrad to grad (slave)
- i am too deep into research such that incoming rotator grad students mistake me for a grad student and all my bosses think i'm a grad student. Why? because I dress like i woke up from bed 5 minutes ago and have no life and look like a geek shit.
As u can see, my fellow cynics, its about putting the right amount of spin in it.
Why do I want to go to grad school?
1) I love biology
- more like, I like biology and I have no choice, bitch! I signed my soul to my masters a loong time ago.
2) I am really good in the lab, having spent 3 years of my life working 10 hour days despite my super hard schedule (to those cheebyes who think Wisc bio is easy peasy, well fuck you nigga. i'm doing grad level courses and i'm not slacking) , <------ less vulgar words to the effect
- I have no skills apart from the sibeh high level of technical ability at the bench. I've overspecliazed myself out of the job market, so to speak.
3) I've been so adapted to life as a grad student that I will transition seamlesssly from undergrad to grad (slave)
- i am too deep into research such that incoming rotator grad students mistake me for a grad student and all my bosses think i'm a grad student. Why? because I dress like i woke up from bed 5 minutes ago and have no life and look like a geek shit.
As u can see, my fellow cynics, its about putting the right amount of spin in it.
