Wednesday, August 24, 2005
dear boyz and galz,
today uncle wang discovered one of the fundamental truths in life. To my surprise it was standing in front of me all theeze while, and me blind shit stood there and got smack right in the kisser. so here goes:
to get attached, you need a car. more zai the car, the better.
i waz talking to me senior today and he told me: "zhenxun, u know, if i dinch have my car i wouldn't have got attached in the first place. "
my right eye popped out.
"dio bo!! wtf! u iz got charm one ley! u charm girl like charm cobra lie dat. one charm one kew one ley. wtf!!!"
"charm my ass la. you look at all the people who are attached here. they got car not?"
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my left eye popped out.
"MUTHAFACK! RIGHT HOR! JIZZZZZZBYE! all is got one ley!" Then i thought a litte bit more and then i realized that those who are attached outside of madison also got car one. W . T . F . !!
"eh, why ar? why got car means you mac daddy har?"
"ey iz like why guys go for looks even though they say they don't. is unconscious la. juz like we are hardwired to chiong looks, they chiong attributes one lor. give a zhar bor two person. both similar character similar looks. one rich and got car, one honest john. u say she choose who?"
" nao hia. i understand liao lar. lie dat i iz big muthafucka looozer. i no car. got bike. not even motorized kind ley! use leg power one ."
"hai lan lan lor. wait until grad school lar!"
true la. wait until old man, more like. so hor, you rich freshman out there coming to wisc- u know what to do liao right.
today uncle wang discovered one of the fundamental truths in life. To my surprise it was standing in front of me all theeze while, and me blind shit stood there and got smack right in the kisser. so here goes:
to get attached, you need a car. more zai the car, the better.
i waz talking to me senior today and he told me: "zhenxun, u know, if i dinch have my car i wouldn't have got attached in the first place. "
my right eye popped out.
"dio bo!! wtf! u iz got charm one ley! u charm girl like charm cobra lie dat. one charm one kew one ley. wtf!!!"
"charm my ass la. you look at all the people who are attached here. they got car not?"
................
my left eye popped out.
"MUTHAFACK! RIGHT HOR! JIZZZZZZBYE! all is got one ley!" Then i thought a litte bit more and then i realized that those who are attached outside of madison also got car one. W . T . F . !!
"eh, why ar? why got car means you mac daddy har?"
"ey iz like why guys go for looks even though they say they don't. is unconscious la. juz like we are hardwired to chiong looks, they chiong attributes one lor. give a zhar bor two person. both similar character similar looks. one rich and got car, one honest john. u say she choose who?"
" nao hia. i understand liao lar. lie dat i iz big muthafucka looozer. i no car. got bike. not even motorized kind ley! use leg power one ."
"hai lan lan lor. wait until grad school lar!"
true la. wait until old man, more like. so hor, you rich freshman out there coming to wisc- u know what to do liao right.
