Tuesday, May 31, 2005
after spending about a whole month getting my daily illicit dose of UV and gamma radiation, i'm finally done with my project here. as a reward, i'm going home!
erm, to do another project and get my daily dose of UV and gamma radiation.
well at least i don't need to twiddle my thumbs and stare at the four walls wondering what overpriced shit i'm going to eat for dinner. Madison, for all her merits, is a fucking boring place in the summer; though i must say, the chix tend to dress less and hence expose more over here. however, since its only the start of the summer season, the winter pallor (naobu, the spelling correct not har.) hasn't completely been wiped out, and one tends to see pukeworthy stuff. imagine a extremely fat hen waddling its way to the slaughterhouse. now imagine it being dressed in hot pants and some halter thingy barely concealing its droopy..er, ne'mine. u get the idea. one just hopes for the sun to come out more often just to roast these bloody moo moos.
well, being a desperate bastard i am, hopefully, just hopefully, i might meet some chix over at attachment. unfortunately its going to be very er, probabilistic, as remote as finding a two headed di.....er, ne'mine... according to those already working there (ie, my forward observation recon kias)
am lugging 8 lbs of prime wisconsin cheese back. have a feeling the stuff will end up sitting at the back of the fridge ripening and turning mouldy, so if anyone wants prime wisc-y cheese, tell me! i'd happily throw a bit of the stuff at yer. oh, and a pound and a half of sauerkraut too, though i must say, it goes well with porridge. which reminds me, stirfried bratwursts go really well with rice, especially the zhup after you fry 'em. talk about fusion cuisine dah. fuck those expensive restaurants man. just make sauerkraut with porridge and brats with rice, and you're on the path to world culinary domination! of course, you'd be saving loads of moolah as well, especially since wisconsinites eat bratwursts like jenna jameson eating di.....er,ne'mine.. the point is, you can get a $10 box of 12 huge bratwursts and one is enough for one meal. that was actually how i managed to survive summer a year ago. talk about how time flies.
won't be bringing any beer back, because if i were to stuff two more bottles of the stuff chances are the bag will break, or i'd just chug them down in transit. that my friends, is how much i love wisconsin beer. or hell, Spaten and Paulaner in general. Dang, if theres something i'm going to miss when i leave this place, its New Glarus Beer (the buggers don't sell out of Wisconsin) and Greenbush Donuts. Greenbush Donuts is the reason why Krispy Kreme isn't monopolising sales or even moving to Madison. Yes, its that freaking good. Unfortunately, I can't bring any of the damned things back. Either I will eat it, or some buggers will tear my bag out and eat it for me. Its Fo sho ma niggas!
Anyway, Wind just passed me a musical baton. Since its not edible, nor is it infectious, i don't think i will pass the baton to anyone, not that there is anyone to pass in the first place. The thing is, I don't have no decent MP3 collection on my lappy, because I ain't got no time to burn the stuff in the first place. So everything is in CDs. Anyway, most of the music I listen to is classical stuff and for some reason WMP tends to display the wrong information all the time, and its freakin' tedious to change the title to the correct one...
so well, back to my packing then.
erm, to do another project and get my daily dose of UV and gamma radiation.
well at least i don't need to twiddle my thumbs and stare at the four walls wondering what overpriced shit i'm going to eat for dinner. Madison, for all her merits, is a fucking boring place in the summer; though i must say, the chix tend to dress less and hence expose more over here. however, since its only the start of the summer season, the winter pallor (naobu, the spelling correct not har.) hasn't completely been wiped out, and one tends to see pukeworthy stuff. imagine a extremely fat hen waddling its way to the slaughterhouse. now imagine it being dressed in hot pants and some halter thingy barely concealing its droopy..er, ne'mine. u get the idea. one just hopes for the sun to come out more often just to roast these bloody moo moos.
well, being a desperate bastard i am, hopefully, just hopefully, i might meet some chix over at attachment. unfortunately its going to be very er, probabilistic, as remote as finding a two headed di.....er, ne'mine... according to those already working there (ie, my forward observation recon kias)
am lugging 8 lbs of prime wisconsin cheese back. have a feeling the stuff will end up sitting at the back of the fridge ripening and turning mouldy, so if anyone wants prime wisc-y cheese, tell me! i'd happily throw a bit of the stuff at yer. oh, and a pound and a half of sauerkraut too, though i must say, it goes well with porridge. which reminds me, stirfried bratwursts go really well with rice, especially the zhup after you fry 'em. talk about fusion cuisine dah. fuck those expensive restaurants man. just make sauerkraut with porridge and brats with rice, and you're on the path to world culinary domination! of course, you'd be saving loads of moolah as well, especially since wisconsinites eat bratwursts like jenna jameson eating di.....er,ne'mine.. the point is, you can get a $10 box of 12 huge bratwursts and one is enough for one meal. that was actually how i managed to survive summer a year ago. talk about how time flies.
won't be bringing any beer back, because if i were to stuff two more bottles of the stuff chances are the bag will break, or i'd just chug them down in transit. that my friends, is how much i love wisconsin beer. or hell, Spaten and Paulaner in general. Dang, if theres something i'm going to miss when i leave this place, its New Glarus Beer (the buggers don't sell out of Wisconsin) and Greenbush Donuts. Greenbush Donuts is the reason why Krispy Kreme isn't monopolising sales or even moving to Madison. Yes, its that freaking good. Unfortunately, I can't bring any of the damned things back. Either I will eat it, or some buggers will tear my bag out and eat it for me. Its Fo sho ma niggas!
Anyway, Wind just passed me a musical baton. Since its not edible, nor is it infectious, i don't think i will pass the baton to anyone, not that there is anyone to pass in the first place. The thing is, I don't have no decent MP3 collection on my lappy, because I ain't got no time to burn the stuff in the first place. So everything is in CDs. Anyway, most of the music I listen to is classical stuff and for some reason WMP tends to display the wrong information all the time, and its freakin' tedious to change the title to the correct one...
so well, back to my packing then.
