Sunday, January 09, 2005
because that bloody geleng has anyhow linked peepur into my blog i gotta tell them peepur two things:
1. fat doesnt insulate against cold. (by implication, the reason why i'm eating so much is because i'm a greedy bastahd.) vodka or whiskey does the job. and of course, some decent down jackets. NOT LIGHT SUMMER JACKETS! (you hear that geleng? huh huh huh ? )
2. don't read my blog. cannot. no no . *shake shake* u lose your apetite not my fault ar.
anyway, geleng. its not just merely "-20 degrees" . the damned temperature over there (referring to the midwest as a whole) is like a, er...schizophrenic freak like you are, bitch. there was one week where it reached -33 in mid morning, then came up to -9 in the evening and the next day was above zero, and then the very next afternoon it dropped to -20.
so don anyhow play play. get a down jacket man! a good one! unless u wanna your ears to drop off or u wanna lose your nose via frostbite.
once u start minimalizing your layers, you're gonna minimalize your bloody sperm count my man. ooh, and pack some real vodka. please .vanilla flavored absolut vodka in a water bottle is for frat boys only. and it doesnt help against the cold. u aint a frat boy man, so get some premium vodka from DFS or smth when u finally fly off.
erm i'm talking thrash again.
bye
1. fat doesnt insulate against cold. (by implication, the reason why i'm eating so much is because i'm a greedy bastahd.) vodka or whiskey does the job. and of course, some decent down jackets. NOT LIGHT SUMMER JACKETS! (you hear that geleng? huh huh huh ? )
2. don't read my blog. cannot. no no . *shake shake* u lose your apetite not my fault ar.
anyway, geleng. its not just merely "-20 degrees" . the damned temperature over there (referring to the midwest as a whole) is like a, er...schizophrenic freak like you are, bitch. there was one week where it reached -33 in mid morning, then came up to -9 in the evening and the next day was above zero, and then the very next afternoon it dropped to -20.
so don anyhow play play. get a down jacket man! a good one! unless u wanna your ears to drop off or u wanna lose your nose via frostbite.
once u start minimalizing your layers, you're gonna minimalize your bloody sperm count my man. ooh, and pack some real vodka. please .vanilla flavored absolut vodka in a water bottle is for frat boys only. and it doesnt help against the cold. u aint a frat boy man, so get some premium vodka from DFS or smth when u finally fly off.
erm i'm talking thrash again.
bye
