Saturday, September 25, 2004
After a day of eating books, I've come up with a scientific explanation why 1) I don't have life 2) I won't get attached for a long time. So Jie Jie, when Ma asks why I haven't got attached, explain in terms of Wang's constant, that is used to describe Mugging efficiency.
Wang's Constant (mugging efficiency) W.
W= (Caffeine)(Time)^2(Panadol)/(Noise)(Emotions)^2(Lab Screwups)(Exams per week)(Social Life)(Writing assignments)^3(Stress)(Homesickness)(Loneliness).
Its quite obvious init. I need Time and Caffeine to mug. (Notice that sleep is not a factor). However, to keep W at constant high value, I need to cut down on noise (that's fine, my room this year is quieter), my Social Life (already limited to one outing dinner per week) Stress (which I cannot keep downsometimes) Homesickness (always at the back of my mind) and Loneliness(which .. errrgK). Looking at my life now, my mugging efficiency is higher than last semester. So, you can deduce how good my life is now huh? SO HOW I CAN GET ATTACHED LIE DAT HUH!??!!??!!?!?!??!?!?!? (so mama, i won't get attached in the near future one, or even ever)
Wang's Constant (mugging efficiency) W.
W= (Caffeine)(Time)^2(Panadol)/(Noise)(Emotions)^2(Lab Screwups)(Exams per week)(Social Life)(Writing assignments)^3(Stress)(Homesickness)(Loneliness).
Its quite obvious init. I need Time and Caffeine to mug. (Notice that sleep is not a factor). However, to keep W at constant high value, I need to cut down on noise (that's fine, my room this year is quieter), my Social Life (already limited to one outing dinner per week) Stress (which I cannot keep downsometimes) Homesickness (always at the back of my mind) and Loneliness(which .. errrgK). Looking at my life now, my mugging efficiency is higher than last semester. So, you can deduce how good my life is now huh? SO HOW I CAN GET ATTACHED LIE DAT HUH!??!!??!!?!?!??!?!?!? (so mama, i won't get attached in the near future one, or even ever)
