Wednesday, May 12, 2004
Was having lunch with Lewis and Ram today. The usual topics-Girls, how to get laid, (in Ram's case, how not to) the present lack of it, psychedelic drugs and their potential uses... usual bullshit, was discussed but suddenly, the topic switched to the Singaporean psyche. And here is Ram's (a KL city dick) take on the Singaporean mindset:
Yy'all dumb motherf**kers.. once u're born your mommas sings the 5 C song to you... Rockabye baby get me 5Cs....... then you go to school and every morning u sing the national anthem and pledge to do f**king well in your studies,but hell, u'all don't learn how to have a bit o'fun and how to get laid... stupid doinks.. then y'all turn to the north and raise your third fingers at Malaysia and say "F**k you!" ..
Then y'all get your arses raped in the army, and thats why y'll dumb motherf**kers can live in a overpriced underutilised bullshit dorm like Princeton house. And yes Wang, I mean you and Jabez. At least Lewis is moving out. So am I...
Nope, he ain't high on pot or anything. Thats the way he talks. Well, sometimes.
Yy'all dumb motherf**kers.. once u're born your mommas sings the 5 C song to you... Rockabye baby get me 5Cs....... then you go to school and every morning u sing the national anthem and pledge to do f**king well in your studies,but hell, u'all don't learn how to have a bit o'fun and how to get laid... stupid doinks.. then y'all turn to the north and raise your third fingers at Malaysia and say "F**k you!" ..
Then y'all get your arses raped in the army, and thats why y'll dumb motherf**kers can live in a overpriced underutilised bullshit dorm like Princeton house. And yes Wang, I mean you and Jabez. At least Lewis is moving out. So am I...
Nope, he ain't high on pot or anything. Thats the way he talks. Well, sometimes.
